FARTKINGS

Submit an Entry

One take. Ten seconds or less. The public decides.

The scouting desk — which is AI — files an Official Scouting Report on every entry the moment you publish. It writes about the sound; it does not verify it.

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Recorded in Voice Memos? Open it there, trim it to 10 seconds with Edit, then use the share button and Save to Files. It will show up here after that.

Competition rules

  • Audio only, maximum 10 seconds.
  • Upload audio you recorded or have permission to share.
  • Anyone can flag an entry that isn’t a real fart.
  • Entries may be disqualified from the rankings.