FARTKINGS

Live Battles

Enter the matching room

One clip. Ten seconds or less. We find the opponent.

Your entry becomes public immediately and automatically joins a seven-day head-to-head battle. If an opponent is already waiting, the battle opens now; otherwise your place is held for the next eligible entry. The AI scouting desk also files an Official Scouting Report after you publish; it describes the sound and does not verify it.

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Recorded in Voice Memos? Open it there, trim it to 10 seconds with Edit, then use the share button and Save to Files. It will show up here after that.

Competition rules

  • Audio only, maximum 10 seconds.
  • Every new public entry is matched once with a different competitor.
  • At least three complete paired ballots are required for a decision.
  • Upload audio you recorded or have permission to share.
  • Anyone can flag an entry that isn’t a real fart.
  • Entries may be disqualified from the rankings.