FartKings Rivalries
A private season for you and one friend.
One matchup every week. You both submit before Friday, both entries unlock together, and Sunday puts a winner in the record book. Pick a season from 3 to 12 weeks and settle the question properly.
Private by default · 10-second entries · AI tie-break · adults 18+
Rivalries use email so both players can keep their spot across devices. You'll add one when you start or join — no password.
How a rivalry works
- Challenge. Create the room, invite one friend, and choose a 3–12 week season once they join.
- Lock. Record any time before Friday at 6:00 PM in the room's timezone. Neither player can listen early.
- Judge. After the deadline, play both entries and pick one. You both vote, and you can see how each person ruled.
- Settle. If the vote is tied, the AI scouting desk listens to both and writes one sentence — or declines and leaves a draw. Sunday updates the record and starts the next week.
More than one friend?
Turn the same room into a league.
Invite 4–12 adults before the commissioner starts the season. The schedule becomes a round robin, and people outside each matchup do the judging. Three is the one size not offered because every matchup would leave exactly one person deciding the result.
Rivalries and leagues are free during beta. If paid commissioner plans are introduced later, an active season will never be paywalled mid-season.