Contender 1
Tight lmao
Official AI scouting report
TWO NOTED
“Two discrete events occur in quick sequence.”
0.0s / 5.9s
Your scoreListen first
Public Live Battles
Every fart gets an opponent.
Publish a ten-second entry. We match it with a stranger. For seven days, the public hears both and scores each one from 1–10. Higher average wins.
Automatic matchingOne weekFree during beta
Live stranger battle · #17
Hear both. Score both.
7d 0h left
One tap. Both contenders.
Contender 1 plays, then contender 2. Individual controls remain available.
Contender 2
Squeaker Toot
Official AI scouting report
DOUBLE PLAY
“We hear a long rough opener, then a shorter follow-up punches through.”
0.0s / 7.3s
Your scoreListen first
Listen before you rule
Play a contender, score it, then repeat for the other.
Both scores land together. Judges unlock averages after sealing; contestants unlock them at three complete ballots and cannot vote.
3live battles
6ballots across the live card
5d 4huntil the next result
See the full card →Answer the Call
A real contender is waitingOpen Challenge
One contender is waiting.
Unopposed contender
Official AI scouting report
ONE QUICK FLARE
“It arrives raspy and ends without delay.”
0.0s / 4.6s
Answer with your own ten-second entry.
Answer this challengeThe first eligible answer claims this exact opponent and starts the seven-day clock.
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How a battle works
One entry. One opponent. Seven days.
- 01
Enter the arena
Record or upload up to ten seconds. We put it into matchmaking automatically.
- 02
Get your matchup
We pair it with an eligible entry from a different competitor.
- 03
Open the judging
Share the permanent battle link. Everyone hears both entries and scores each from 1–10.
- 04
Make it official
After seven days, the higher average wins. The result becomes part of Battle Hall history.
Beyond the battle
Build a record. Start a rivalry. Reach the Throne.
Private Rivalries
Keep it between friends.
Run a 3–12 week private season with one friend, or expand the room for a group.
Challenge a friend →All-time record
Every battle score travels.
The two ratings in a battle ballot also count toward each entry’s global average.
See the standings →The Throne
The title-match stage.
Occasional championship bouts sit above ordinary competition without replacing it.
Visit the Throne →All-Time Leaders
View full standings →- 1—4.4 seconds7.73
- 2—9.6 seconds7.70
- 3—4.8 seconds7.33