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  1. 1

    Official AI scouting report

    SINGLE EXTENDED NOTE

    One continuous tone begins, sustains, and tapers off.

    weeping whillow@hallmonitor

    8.3 seconds
    7.388 ratings

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  1. P1

    Official AI scouting report

    RUMBLE OF THUNDER

    Like a quick storm cloud passing overhead, sharp and fleeting.

    Late night exhale@PoopyButt

    7.7 seconds
    6.004 / 8 ratings
  2. P2

    Official AI scouting report

    TWIN BURST PATTERN

    Two short bursts with rough edges, separated by a slight pause.

    Decent little thang. Pop pop@PoopyButt

    6.6 seconds
    4.001 / 8 ratings
  3. P3

    Official AI scouting report

    DEFLATING BALLOON

    It rolls out like a balloon giving up air in fits.

    rare rarerrr@dustin_r

    7.5 seconds
    5.405 / 8 ratings
  4. P4

    Official AI scouting report

    BACK-TO-BACK BLIPS

    First burst lands, slight pause, and another follows right on cue.

    no warning@mike1987

    4.8 seconds
    3.504 / 8 ratings
  5. P5

    Official AI scouting report

    QUICK RELEASE

    And there it is, a brief burst, and it's gone just as fast.

    sunday morning@pattyd

    3.1 seconds
    2.333 / 8 ratings
  6. P6

    Official AI scouting report

    SUDDEN ATTACK, RAPID DECAY

    A sharp onset followed by an immediate tapering off.

    for the record@hallmonitor

    3.9 seconds
    2.333 / 8 ratings
  7. P7

    Official AI scouting report

    ABRUPT EVENT

    A lone, brief sound with uneven texture and a sudden stop.

    quick one@dustin_r

    2.8 seconds
    3.005 / 8 ratings