All-Time Standings

1. 1—

   Official AI scouting report

   RIPPLE IN DUST

   “A ragged note drags across the air like a rake through dry soil.”

   Untitled@Th3W1ndBr3ak3r

   4.4 seconds
   7.7846 ratings
2. 2—

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   STRONG FINISH

   “It starts with a rattle and rolls right into a drawn-out finale.”

   The Breakthrough@Th3_W1ndBr3ak3r

   9.6 seconds
   7.7047 ratings
3. 3—

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   FRAYED BANNER

   “It flaps out once, a flag fraying in a sudden gust.”

   ttttt@LucasTheFartKing

   4.8 seconds
   7.3315 ratings
4. 4—

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   SINGLE EXTENDED NOTE

   “One continuous tone begins, sustains, and tapers off.”

   weeping whillow@hallmonitor

   8.3 seconds
   7.2356 ratings
5. 5—

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   SUSTAINED WITH CODA

   “Extended attack resolving into a brief coda of three discrete events.”

   A Symphony in Ass Major@MyAssIsAnInstrument

   8.3 seconds
   7.1147 ratings
6. 6—

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   LOW HORIZON

   “A single foghorn rolls across the floor and fades.”

   My sweet lullaby@SheSavage

   9.8 seconds
   7.1137 ratings
7. 7—

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   CLUSTERED CADENCE

   “A set of rough, clustered tones hits tightly together.”

   Rapscallion Rumps@FlatulentSquire

   5.7 seconds
   6.8431 ratings
8. 8—

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   BURST AND HOLD

   “Sequence of brief pulses culminating in a longer, continuous tone.”

   Juice Rumble@JuiceRumbler

   8.8 seconds
   6.8040 ratings
9. 9—

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   TUMBLE OF TONES

   “It stumbles forward in rough, windblown gusts.”

   lol idk@Vikings94

   9.8 seconds
   6.7713 ratings
10. 10—

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    ROUGH CANVAS

    “A long brushstroke scrawls over coarse fabric.”

    Conshitstent@Fartzkov

    7.6 seconds
    6.6332 ratings
11. 11—

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    SERIAL PERCUSSIVE NOTES

    “A sequence of discrete bursts occurs with minimal spacing between each one.”

    Ripple assfect@Fartzkov

    7.3 seconds
    6.5634 ratings
12. 12—

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    UNBROKEN CADENCE

    “The sound carries as a continuous, textured run with no clear end point.”

    FARTING GAS FOR REAL@IDKGASSY

    3.9 seconds
    6.5223 ratings
13. 13—

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    RUMBLE OF THUNDER

    “Like a quick storm cloud passing overhead, sharp and fleeting.”

    Late night exhale@PoopyButt

    7.7 seconds
    6.4949 ratings
14. 14—

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    CHAIN OF FIRECRACKERS

    “It pops like a string of firecrackers, each burst spaced a beat apart.”

    A B C, A B C@Fartist29

    6.6 seconds
    6.2634 ratings
15. 15—

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    BRIEF BURST TRIO

    “Three short bursts occur, separated by slight intervals.”

    Swingset@gasntooties

    5.4 seconds
    6.1534 ratings
16. 16—

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    LONG SLOG

    “A rusted zipper dragged open in fits and pauses.”

    Untitled@hph

    9.8 seconds
    5.8723 ratings
17. 17—

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    LONG PLAY

    “We hear a quick start, then a steady run, easing off at the end.”

    Zipping up a duffel bag@Fartist29

    8.2 seconds
    5.7934 ratings
18. 18—

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    FOUR STONES

    “Four stones skip across a still pond of silence.”

    Steps@FartyPants

    7.5 seconds
    5.7512 ratings
19. 19—

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    DEFLATING BALLOON

    “It rolls out like a balloon giving up air in fits.”

    rare rarerrr@dustin_r

    7.5 seconds
    5.7311 ratings
20. 20—

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    SEQUENTIAL REPORT

    “Two separate events. The latter held longer before ending.”

    1st to 2nd gear@Fartzkov

    9.0 seconds
    5.5934 ratings
21. 21—

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    DRAWN-OUT DELIVERY

    “We're hearing a long, uneven tone roll through with gritty resolve.”

    nnnnnjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjh v@jkkjnbhvgcf

    4.9 seconds
    5.4323 ratings
22. 22—

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    ABRUPT TEXTURE

    “This event delivers a quick, gritty burst that ends as abruptly as it begins.”

    Untitled@dekiru

    3.2 seconds
    5.1332 ratings
23. 23—

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    ASYMMETRIC DUO

    “It delivers a quick pair with the second slightly softer and shorter.”

    Womwomwom@FogShelf573

    3.2 seconds
    5.0911 ratings
24. 24—

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    TWIN BURST PATTERN

    “Two short bursts with rough edges, separated by a slight pause.”

    Decent little thang. Pop pop@PoopyButt

    6.6 seconds
    4.9433 ratings
25. 25—

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    STOP-AND-GO ACTION

    “We hear a stuttering note, catching and releasing in quick succession.”

    My shart@wetfart

    10.1 seconds
    4.3523 ratings
26. 26—

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    LONE ENGINE REV

    “A single engine hum stretches out then settles into quiet ground.”

    Big Fart@peter

    10.1 seconds
    4.3324 ratings
27. 27—

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    WINGED BLIP

    “It flits past the ear like a beetle on a mission.”

    Hi@sqeakyboi123

    4.5 seconds
    4.0714 ratings
28. 28—

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    DOUBLE DRUMMER

    “Like two quick taps on a loose snare, separated by a breath.”

    Moist matter@Fartzkov

    5.6 seconds
    3.5334 ratings
29. 29—

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    ABRUPT EVENT

    “A lone, brief sound with uneven texture and a sudden stop.”

    quick one@dustin_r

    2.8 seconds
    3.4511 ratings
30. 30—

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    BACK-TO-BACK BLIPS

    “First burst lands, slight pause, and another follows right on cue.”

    no warning@mike1987

    4.8 seconds
    3.4212 ratings
31. 31—

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    SINGLE BURST RECORDED

    “The sound starts abruptly, sustains briefly, and trails off with a slight sputter.”

    Shy firework@Fartzkov

    6.9 seconds
    3.1937 ratings
32. 32—

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    SUDDEN ATTACK, RAPID DECAY

    “A sharp onset followed by an immediate tapering off.”

    for the record@hallmonitor

    3.9 seconds
    3.009 ratings
33. 33—

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    QUICK RELEASE

    “And there it is, a brief burst, and it's gone just as fast.”

    sunday morning@pattyd

    3.1 seconds
    1.5014 ratings

These positions are live previews, not official ranks. Each entry moves onto the board above when it reaches 8 ratings.

1. P1

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   DOUBLE PLAY

   “We hear a long rough opener, then a shorter follow-up punches through.”

   Squeaker Toot@FartistChampion

   7.3 seconds
   8.673 / 8 ratings
2. P2

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   SEQUENCE LOGGED

   “Irregular pattern noted, ending with a brief sputter.”

   Untitled@mrgassy

   5.4 seconds
   7.333 / 8 ratings
3. P3

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   ONE QUICK FLARE

   “It arrives raspy and ends without delay.”

   Stinky@fartlord

   4.6 seconds
   6.001 / 8 ratings
4. P4

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   SPUTTERING SPARK

   “A shaky spark jumps in the still air.”

   Little but smelly@mrgassy

   3.1 seconds
   4.005 / 8 ratings
5. P5

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   TWO NOTED

   “Two discrete events occur in quick sequence.”

   Tight lmao@fartlord

   5.9 seconds
   3.754 / 8 ratings
6. P6

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   THISTLE IN THE WIND

   “One thorny note shakes loose and fades.”

   Toot@fartlord

   2.2 seconds
   3.333 / 8 ratings
7. P7

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   SINGLE EVENT

   “One irregular note is documented and noted.”

   Little toot@fartlord

   2.8 seconds
   2.405 / 8 ratings