Contender 1
Tight lmao
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TWO NOTED
“Two discrete events occur in quick sequence.”
0.0s / 5.9s
Your scoreListen first
The Battle Hall
Strangers enter. The public scores both.
Every new public entry gets one opponent and seven days on the clock. Hear both clips, score each from 1–10, and let the averages settle it.
Live stranger battle · #17
Hear both. Score both.
5d 19h left
One tap. Both contenders.
Contender 1 plays, then contender 2. Individual controls remain available.
Contender 2
Squeaker Toot
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DOUBLE PLAY
“We hear a long rough opener, then a shorter follow-up punches through.”
0.0s / 7.3s
Your scoreListen first
Listen before you rule
Play a contender, score it, then repeat for the other.
Both scores land together. Judges unlock averages after sealing; contestants unlock them at three complete ballots and cannot vote.
Open Challenges
First eligible answer gets the seatOpen Challenge
One contender is waiting.
Unopposed contender
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ONE QUICK FLARE
“It arrives raspy and ends without delay.”
0.0s / 4.6s
Answer with your own ten-second entry.
Answer this challengeThe first eligible answer claims this exact opponent and starts the seven-day clock.
Know the right opponent?
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Fair-play contract
Simple enough to explain. Hard enough to trust.
- 01Every new public entry goes into the oldest-compatible stranger match.
- 02Judges hear both and score both. No winner-picking shortcut.
- 03Judges unlock live averages after sealing. Contestants see activity immediately and averages after three ballots.
- 04After seven days, the higher average wins. Fewer than three ballots means no decision.