FARTKINGS

Answer an Open Challenge

Face Decent little thang. Pop pop

@PoopyButt is waiting. One clip from you starts the battle.

Your entry becomes public immediately and automatically joins a seven-day head-to-head battle. The first eligible answer claims this exact challenge. If somebody gets there while you record, your entry safely continues into ordinary matchmaking.The AI scouting desk also files an Official Scouting Report after you publish; it describes the sound and does not verify it.

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Recorded in Voice Memos? Open it there, trim it to 10 seconds with Edit, then use the share button and Save to Files. It will show up here after that.

Competition rules

  • Audio only, maximum 10 seconds.
  • Every new public entry is matched once with a different competitor.
  • At least three complete paired ballots are required for a decision.
  • Upload audio you recorded or have permission to share.
  • Anyone can flag an entry that isn’t a real fart.
  • Entries may be disqualified from the rankings.