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The Battle Hall

Strangers enter. The public scores both.

Every new public entry gets one opponent and seven days on the clock. Hear both clips, score each from 1–10, and let the averages settle it.

Open Challenge

The floor is open.

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THREE SHOT SEQUENCE

“We hear three sharp reports in rapid succession, all landing clean.”

It just kept going · @mrgassyagain · entered 2d ago

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Answer with your own ten-second entry.

The first eligible answer claims this exact opponent and starts the seven-day clock.

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Battle #20Final
Untitledvsfart pro
7 ballotsUntitled →
Battle #19Final
In my mothers carvsUntitled
5 ballotsUntitled →
Battle #18Final
Stinkyvsfat farty
4 ballotsStinky →
Battle #17Final
Tight lmaovsSqueaker Toot
6 ballotsSqueaker Toot →
Battle #16Final
Little but smellyvsLittle toot
6 ballotsLittle but smelly →
Battle #15Final
UntitledvsToot
4 ballotsUntitled →
Battle #14Final
tttttvsHi
13 ballotsttttt →
Battle #13Final
nnnnnjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjh vvsUntitled
21 ballotsUntitled →
Battle #12Final
My shartvsFARTING GAS FOR REAL
21 ballotsFARTING GAS FOR REAL →
Battle #11Final
Rapscallion RumpsvsBig Fart
22 ballotsRapscallion Rumps →
Battle #10Final
The BreakthroughvsUntitled
27 ballotsThe Breakthrough →
Battle #9Final
WomwomwomvsUntitled
10 ballotsUntitled →

Fair-play contract

Simple enough to explain. Hard enough to trust.

  1. 01Every new public entry goes into the oldest-compatible stranger match.
  2. 02Judges hear both and score both. No winner-picking shortcut.
  3. 03Judges unlock live averages after sealing. Contestants see activity immediately and averages after three ballots.
  4. 04After seven days, the higher average wins. Fewer than three ballots means no decision.